Total Medals Earned: 31 (From 16 different games.) Total Medal Score: 245 Points
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/290 points)
Complete first level
Two restart the same level
Collect 15 stars
Collect 30 stars
Complete 10 levels in a row
Collect 60 stars
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/235 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the 1st flower
Find the 2nd flower
Find the 3rd flower
Find the 4th flower
Find the 5th flower
Find the 6th flower
Find the 7th flower
Find the last flower
Escape the lab
Find a way off the island
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/330 points)
Beat level 1!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8! So close!
Beat the game by beating level 9! :D
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 10/20 (75/320 points)
Freeze 2 opponents at once
Finish in 1st place at any stage
Freeze your opponents 20 times
Complete stage without falling
2x combo taking speed power-up
2x combo taking jump power-up
Complete 2 stages without hit
Complete 3 stages without falling
Freeze your opponents 50 times
Finish in 1st place three times
4x combo taking speed power-up
Freeze 4 opponents at once
Finish in 1st place six times
3x combo taking jump power-up
Freeze your opponents 100 times
Freeze 5 opponents at once
Complete the championship
Complete 4 stages without hit
4x combo taking jump power-up
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/490 points)
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.